Was the Industrial Revolution Worth It?

April 9, 2008 – 9:55 pm

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Technically, the Industrial Revolution was neither worth it or not worth it. Hypothetically, “the machines” would want you to believe that the Industrial Revolution occurred, but people with an intellectual capacity such as mine would prove this theory utterly ludicrous. The only thing that truly “exists” is Neo and his fight against Agent Smith and the rescue of Zion.

This never happened.

If this question is referring to the Industrial Revolution of Zion in 24,000 B.C., then yes, the Industrial Revolution was worth it, technically speaking, of course.

Agent Smith is a complete haxx0r and is messing with your inferior minds. You people reading this are lowly n00bs for even for one second believing that the Industrial Revolution existed. This is why Agent Smith is 1337 and everyone but Neo is a faggot and sux0rs.

Agent SmithThe reason Agent Smith is a complete faggot hax0r is that his suit is always slightly green. It’s never completely black which is gay. Who the hell wears a green/black suit? I’ll tell you who. A gay h@x0r, that’s who.

Also, Agent Smith is Jewish because I have a Ph.D. and I said he is. This makes Agent Smith upset because his penis looks different and he doesn’t get sex.


Author: Luke Easter, Ph.D.
Artist/Editor: James Hoff

  1. 5 Responses to “Was the Industrial Revolution Worth It?”

  2. I don’t know who this Luke Easter kid is, but he sounds like a little bitch. Are you calling all h4×0r5 gay??? Because I’ll tell you what, little man, i worked for the Russian Soviets h4×0ring into American files day in and day out! It was a tough job, bro! So I don’t want to hear all this bitching about h4×0r5 that SuX0rs, mmm’kay?

    By Silvermaster on Apr 10, 2008

  3. I disagree. Luke Easter has a Ph.D., and you don’t, so he wins.

    By Seabass on Apr 10, 2008

  4. Agent Smith does suck, indeed. However, I think you’re forgetting about the Industrial Revolution that occurred thousands of years into the future. You see, the robot overlords went back in time to the 19th Century and forced labor unions to rise to lull the humans into a false sense of security. When the humans grew soft with all their “rights” the machines rose as one and enslaved the human race.

    Just wait.

    By Nick AKA your Lord and Savio(u)r on Apr 11, 2008

  5. I believe silvermaster is a silverbitch and i would listen to anyone that has a Ph. D in the field of “knowledge.” no offense bro cause i love you

    By Luke Easter has a Ph. D on Apr 14, 2008

  6. man phd is right

    By Jesus on Apr 17, 2008

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