Episode 19: The Matrix is 4Realz? (Part 1)
October 20, 2008 – 9:57 pmRate:
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“What?” Diego asked, completely confused.
“Games up, Mr. Anderson.” Agent Smith said.
“What are you talking about? You’ve got the wrong guy.”
The man sighed. “This act is useless. I could spot you from a mile away, Mr. Anderson. First, you’re wearing your patented sunglasses and your black hair is gelled. Second, you are wearing a black trench coat. Third, that trench coat is filled with various guns and weapons.”
Diego looked at himself. “OMG!” He was wearing a black trench coat. He opened it up and pulled out two sawn-off shotguns, did a double-spin backflip off the man’s face while shooting random civilians, ran up a wall, flew through the air, took a shit, hotwired a car, and peeled out on an old lady’s face.
Diego threw the shotguns aside, pulled out two uzis, and shot Agent Smith in the face.
A lot.
Pieces of the man’s face hit a wall. The rest of his body slumped to the ground, in a pool of blood.
Asian man sprinted after the car, and jumped through the window into the car.
“Asian Man, what the hells going on?!?!?!” Diego screamed.
“It Secret Asia Man.”
“Secret Asian Man?” Diego’s eyes bulged, his eyes dropped. He got an erection.
“Wan an the sawm.”
The windshield broke.
