Episode 18: The Eye Appointment

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Diego and Alejandro Jorge entered the building. Diego passed from one world into another, and his life was changed… forever.

But not really.

“It’s.. it’s… it’s… uh… it’s… umm… ugh… Shit. I’m supposed to say something right now, some line that’s really catchy and funny and emotionally touching. Something that people will remember till the day the die, something that people will have etched on the gravestones. But I can’t remember it!”

“Durr?”

“Yeah! That’s it. Where would I be without you, Jorge?”

Diego was helped by an eye doctor finally. He sat in a seat and tried to read the letters.

“Uh, E… S… something… B… Q… ok that’s it. I can’t see anyting else.”

“Oooo,” the doctor said. “This looks bad. I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate.” He clapped his hands. Doctors ran over. One of them duct-taped Diego to the chair.

“What the hell! Amputate?!” Diego shouted.

“Chainsaw, please.” Someone handed the doctor a chainsaw. “Now just hold still.” The chainsaw roared to life.

“Augh! Augh! Augh! Jorge, kill!” Diego shouted.

Jorge bit off the doctor’s head. Diego grabbed the chainsaw as it fell.

“Haha! Amputate this, bitch!” Diego yelled.

Brrrr-splat-splat-spalt-spatpatpspaptptasplatsplatsapp.

Diego left only one doctor alive. Limbless and bleeding to death, but still very much alive.

“Give Jorge an eye exam, please.” Diego said very politely.

“Ugh… y-yes s-s-sir.

The doctor pointed at the “E” on the letter chart.

“Urrgg.” Jorge said.

“N-next.”

“Taaa…Tuuue…Two.”

But the doctor died, so they decided to leave.

“It’s okay Jorge, I’m sure you aced that.”

They stepped out of the building. Asian Man was getting out of the car, surround by police with their guns drawn. Suddenly, Asian Man grabbed a cops arm, twisted it, grabbed the cop’s gun, flipped through the air and shot two other cops before hitting the ground.

The last cop tried to shoot Asian Man, but he dodged the first and second bullets, moving impossibly fast.

Suddenly Asian Man was right by the officer. He punched him and he went flying through the air. The cop’s body hit a police car a block away. The car blew up.

That’s when Diego noticed the trenchcoat Asian Man was wearing. Asian man paused for a moment to put on a pair of black shades.

“This seems oddly familiar…” Diego muttered to himself slowly.

That’s when he felt it press against his head. A gun. He turned around slowly to see a man dressed in a gray business suit, wearing sunglasses.

“Hello, Mr. Anderson,” the man said. “Surprised?”