Simon Says

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The greatest Simon Says game would include this command:

Simon says “Stop breathing.”

The game needs a reboot. Time to step it up for the next-generation.

What? You want to play? Okay, fine but you better get your game face on. Cuz it’s about to get rocked the fuck off.

Simon says: Levitate and fly.

What’s that, you can’t fly? Aww too bad. You lose. Suck Simon’s dick.

I didn’t say Simon Says, get away from me.

Okay, fine we’ll play again.

Simon says: touch your head.

You didn’t do it. You lose.

See I don’t even need to trick you.

You just got mindfucked.