Donald Duck a Nazi!
April 20, 2008 – 6:53 PMRate:
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FBI and National Guard teams broke into the home of Donald Duck last night. Multiple phone calls have been reported to the local police on domestic disturbances. The FBI units broke into the Donald’s home while he was sleeping and found drug paraphernalia scattered on the floor.
Donald’s girlfriend appeared to be viciously beaten to death and thrown into the bathtub to bleed out. Nazi flags and dead Jewish men were found strewn across Mr. Duck’s bed. After a thorough investigation, police have concluded that Donald Duck is, in fact, a member of the Nazi party. When asked to comment on the issue, Donald replied:
“Quack. Quack. Heil Hitler!”
Few members of the police force suffered casualties while entering the Duck’s apartment. Booby traps were set at the entrance door, and the first police officer to enter the apartment was stabbed in the throat with Mayan spears a la Indiana Jones. After this incident, the rest of the force moved in. The Duck was apprehended easily because he believed he was flying.
After the commotion died down, a young detective stumbled upon a child porn room in Mr. Duck’s house.
Donald Duck will be executed on Main Street by firing squad on June 5th at noon.
Author: Luke Easter, Ph.D.
Editor: James Hoff
