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I checked out the statistics on this website this afternoon. Scrolled down, looked at the insane amount of people that have visited the site. Got to the section where all visits are divided up by point of origin (direct, link, search engine). And was shocked and amazed at what I saw.
This:

Yeah. That’s right. The First Visit via an Internet Search Engine!!!!!!!!!!!

So of course I was super pumped. I scrolled down to see what keywords they had searched to produce this site in their search results.

And this is what I saw:

I was in the middle of my Computer Science class at the time. Time stopped.

“w.t.f.”

No, seriously, how (and why) did someone search “donald duck beds” and somehow get this website as a result. And then click into it. Yeah that makes sense.

So I did some research. Investigation time. Went on google and searched “donald duck beds.” Time to see how many hundreds of pages this person had to go through in order to find forcethis.com.

833,000 results. This could be a while.

But as it turned out, it was on page 7, second from the bottom:

So all of the searched words were in the “Donald Duck a Nazi” article. Ok, that’s fine, but it still doesn’t add up.

First, why would someone even search “donald duck beds.” Ok, maybe they were looking for bedspreads or something. But then why would you click into a site called forcethis.com.

I mean, look at the description. What was going through their head?

Hmm. I want to buy a Donald Duck bed. Oh look at that website’s description! “Dead Jewish men were found strewn across Mr. Duck’s bed.” That must be the website I’m looking for!

Congratulations on finding this website. You should fit in well.